Even in Crisis, TV Stock Pundit feels stocks in his Stock Trust are fantastic; Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION

"Wild and Crazy Jim", a noted stock guru that touts a daily stock picking TV show, today asserted that even though all stocks in the universe seem to be plunging, the stocks he owns in his "blind trust" are fantastic, and that when considering the "long" view of 2000 or 3000 years, they will do just fine, and probably will outperform fixed investments....He particularly recommended these growth stocks to the blind, the infirm and any older investor that needed a walker to walk...asserting that this would be a "perfect match."